Me=Pat

This book was genetically engineered to attract guys` attention.

What?! They got married? That`s really cheesy...

You`ve got to try this! It`s weapon-grade dope!

To be honest,I am dead on the inside. However, I was once bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Don`t push her too much!  She has some problem with fear of commitment now.

I can not roll with you today coz I have much homework to finish.

That`s what I rolled before,being skeptical and lacking sense of safety.